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Dog's Best Friend
02:55
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After you get back from your walk
you know that doggies cannot talk
even if you thought they could
you know that he never would.
He's such a good boy every day
he stays put when you say stay
that good behavior you must repay
I bet you know the only way.
When you get back from the streets
he wants something more than treats
see him lying on his back
he wants it!
why don't you give your dog a blow-job?
He's such a good boy every day
he stays put when you say stay
that good behavior you must repay
I bet you know the only way.
After you've been to Petco
maybe stop in for some froyo
see him in his leather collar
he needs it!
It's time to give your dog a blow-job.
Give your dog a blow-job!
Suck that furry canine dick.
He's such a good boy every day
he stays put when you say stay
that good behavior you must repay
I bet you know the only way.
It's been such a cold December
help him take off that little sweater
taste that throbbing puppy member
you want it!
You like to give your dog a blow-job
Give your dog a blow-job!
Suck that furry canine dick.
After you get back from your walk
you know that doggies cannot talk
even if you thought they could
you know that he never would.
Give your dog a blow-job!
Suck that furry canine dick.
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Morning Would
02:16
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In the morning I have a boner
I am ready but still you slumber
Should I surprise you and get inside you
In the morning
When I wake up and you're still sleeping
through my pajamas it is creeping
Maybe it will tap you on the shoulder
in the morning
Maybe it will give you a little kiss
in the morning
When I wake up in the morning
I am ready but you're still snoring
Should I suprise you and get inside you
with my boner
When I wake up and you're still sleeping
through my pajamas it is sneaking
maybe it will tap you on the lips (in the morning)
maybe it will slap you on your tits (in the morning)
maybe it will give you a little kiss
maybe I'll just go and take a piss
maybe this is why i shouldn't sleep with my kids
In the morning.
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3. |
Artificial Intelligence
02:05
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The robots are coming... to sex up your butt...
Artificial penises inside all your orifices
first they cleaned and did the dishes
now they sodomize your missus
anatomically they're perfect
even have bionic cervix
double-dong they're cyberfitted
self-lubing unlimited
The robots are coming... to sex up your butt...
Cybernetic phalluses are violating anuses
first they helped around the house
and now they penetrate your spouse
programatically perverted
older code has been converted
do not let them get annoyed
or they'll unleash bukkake droids
The robots are coming... to sex up your butt...
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4. |
Moneyyy
02:25
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Oh yeah electronic music, this is what the kids need to hear
We give you what you want
you give us all your money
We tell you what you want
you give us all your money
We're using repetition
We're using simple beats
The tempo is 120
now give us all your money
We only use three chords
all in the same progression
We're using autotune
I skipped my singing lesson
We give you what you want
you give us all your money
We tell you what you want
you give us all your money
You think that dancing makes you
an individual?
You're just an open wallet
You're buying what we sell
Prepackaging your music
and using focus groups
You're just a demographic
You're jumping through our hoops
We give you what you want
you give us all your money
We tell you what you want
you give us all your money
We're in here advertising
telling you what you want
You think you need new headphones
and a trip to Vermont?
We're on your radio
and in the hottest clubs
the social engineers
say that it's time for wubs...
We tell you what you want
We sell you what you want
now give us all your money
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Dreams
02:56
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When I'm asleep I see the girl of my dreams
her auburn hair and her eyes of azure
When I'm asleep it's like she's still there with me
the soft embrace and smell of perfume
and while i slumber there's so much to remember
like our last kiss and the taste of her lips
but when I wake up there's a mess in my pants
they were clean but now they're sticky and damp
When I'm asleep i touch the girl of my dreams
we can have anal without her permission
When I'm asleep I am the king of the world
that's the magic of nocturnal emissions
and when I wake up there's a mess in my pants
they were clean but now they're sticky and damp
take it away...
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Reincarnation
02:41
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When I think about if I die
there's no reason for me to cry
and I don't feel i have to lie
i wanna be reincarnated as your pet hamster
you can call me Mr Squeaks
and slide me in between your sweet butt-cheeks
I'll be sure to stop any leaks
when I'm reincarnated as your pet hamster
I hope I don't get stuck up there
tangled in your pubic hair
won't use my claws just to show I care
when I'm reborn as a pervert hamster
If I die before i wake
I pray to Thor my soul don't take
I'll be waiting for you down at the lake
reincarnated as your pet hamster
I hope I don't get stuck up there
tangled in your pubic hair
won't use my claws just to show I care
when I'm reborn as a pervert hamster
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I wipe my ass with my hands and rub it in your eyes
I clean the spooge off my pants and rub it on your thighs
You stick your face in my crotch and suck it while you cry
Now lick the poop of my taint and choke on all your lies
There is a hole in your brain where I cut out all the pain
There was a hole in your mind it was driving you insane
Now you're a whore with no home and your life's gone down the drain
Now there's a hole in your groin and I'm filling it with shame
That's what happens when you meet people on Craig's List
You get robbed you get raped with inadvertent butt-sex
That's what happens when you meet people on Craig's List
You get violated and they find you in a ditch
I took a nest of spiders and I put it in your cunt
I lubed the nozzle of a bellows now i'm filling up your butt
I ate a whole bunch of peanuts so I hope you like the crunch
I ate a whole lot of fiber now you're getting a hot lunch
Squishy!
That's what happens when you meet people on Craig's List
You get robbed you get raped with inadvertent butt-sex
That's what happens when you meet people on Craig's List
You get violated and they find you in a ditch
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8. |
Ark Ship
02:24
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Lost in outer space
last hope of the human race
We'll never find our way home
forever the cosmos we roam
Captain of the ark ship
on a one-way trip
into the cosmic unknown
Avoiding a gravity well
trapped in a galactic hell
must find a new planet
for us to inhabit
Captain of the ark ship
on a one-way trip
into the cosmic unknown
Lost in outer space
last hope of the human race
soon we'll run out of food
space cannibals mankind is doomed
Captain of the death ship
on a one-way trip
into the cosmic unknown
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9. |
Waterbirth
02:49
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When I hold you under water I think of all the other girls
spitting choking blowing bubbles seaweed in your golden curls
as I hold you under water I'm laughing as you try to breath
now you're losing consciousness it's too much to believe
you're hopelessly struggling to get air into your lungs
I hope you find some comfort that you're not the only one
When I asked you to go fishing you said you thought it sounded fun
we had ourselves a little picnic and we sat out in the sun
and when the night came you said that you thought it was time to leave
and now you're a mermaid living beneath the green and golden sea
as I hold you under water I'm laughing as you try to breath
now you're losing consciousness it's too much to believe
you're hopelessly struggling to get air into your lungs
I hope you find some comfort that you're not the only one
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